Welcome!

Just to bring you all up to speed with what's happening at the hotels within the past fortnight:

• The boiler blew up in the pool, which left us with a rather cold pool.
• The machine which regulates how much chlorine is pumped into the water, mysteriously switched itself off. . .
• . . .the machine overdosed and pumped 1000l (one thousand litres) of chlorine into the pool.
  
• The Restaurant Supervisor at Hotel B was caught smoking inside the building and was too drunk to care.
• Two "high profile" guests stayed at Hotel B the other night, which was interesting.